#(a disaster)

[bobthedragon]

I had a nightmare recently where I went to reread Watership Down but the whole thing was illustrated in a style that looked like a cross between garfield and babadook and it was so viscerally upsetting I woke up to escape it

anyway a few days later I tried to recreate it and here is my best attempt to portray my terrible vision please enjoy

[dear-ao3]

yeah the Super Bowl halftime show was alright but i want to take this opportunity to subject you all to my personal favorite halftime show: the 2012 nba finals pitbull, chris brown and ne-yo halftime show

its an utter and absolute train wreck so terrible you can't look away. it begins with weird seductive whispering by pitbull while the camera zooms into his face. then he appears wearing all black, sunglasses, and gloves like a mafia boss. his terrible dancing attempts. his performance looks like hes making a plea to the united nations. then marc anthony appears on the screen behind him like a hostage video. he conducts the dancers like a drum major or perhaps a slightly too insane middle school band director. then chris brown appears from nowhere, in an ugly suit, and upstages him at his own show by pulling out some newsies bow sequence level dancing. then of course ne-yo appears because why wouldn't he. and his hat is sitting in ways that make it seem like a magic trick it hasn't fallen off yet. and pitbull is in the middle of it all, thrusting his hips and his hands into the hearts of america as he spews utter nonsense like confetti. its absolutely bamboozling and the best halftime show ive ever seen.

[machabre]

imagine if they put vril dox ii in a live action movie though

[persephoneprice]

yo what the fuck was this day

[k-chips]

AI!Clavell AU:

Sada: *trying to run a school, work on research, deal with Team Star, raise a kid, all while trying to get ahold of Clavell* I need an adult

Arven: you are an adult

Sada: I need an adult adult-

Her adult adult was Clavell but, well, he's a little indisposed at the moment lol

[bananaede]

HSTSJWJSHEJNWNDSNNS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

hey its you who's responsible for tagging him not me >:(

BUT YOU MADE THE UNHOLY IMAGE SO WE ARE BOTH GUILTY

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I really love the idea of Jake wanting to be like 'Captain Jack Harkness' levels of smooth, flirty pan, when in reality he's an absolute mess. People find it charming most of the time, which works out for him, but still.

[alchemistdefective]

Hmm, Chloe in Nyalter's body? (Or maybe Flan- No, that would definitely be a disaster for the rest of the world)

"Eugh... This body feels so horny... like it feels like you want to go next to a wall and have sex with it or something...- Not to mention the underwear is kind of tight around the different parts..."

"Oooh! Wait! That's right, Nyalter's a kasha! Which means... it's time to take a visit to Former Hell!"

"Aaaalright! I'll be off! Wait wait, I want to see how well I could destroy fence posts like this-"

[freethrows]

anyways onto game 2

[sinnerruud]

seeing all the different possibilities of who gets out of green group if novak loses against jannik

[thequeenofsarcaasm]

Suguru Geto is an absolute loser, a fucking maniac and I adore everything about him

[mistress-light]

The new Tumblr post editor......

[goaliekisses]

my GOD this game

[yandere-kokeshi]

I'm sorta getting out of my writers block, and now I'm working on Nikolai yandere headcanons. Expect some things of him for awhile

[25coriandah]

delos and an old friend in times long past